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Hello you beautiful people! My name is Ziyad, I’m a programming genius, I like beach towels over regular towels, and I’m a black belt in Tae Kwon Do!

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Now of course my name’s not Ziyad, and I’m not a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. ...what? Why are you looking at me like that? Ok fine, I’m able to program like a genius

print(“Hello World!”)

see?

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Anyway, what I’ve just demonstrated is what you all will do when you partake in the TAY Masquerade. The luminous TUT did this game once a few years back and it was a lot of fun. The rules are simple:

-Create a disposable Burner account, that is totally unrelated to your current account.

-Show up and introduce yourself. Say hi, and then incorporate two lies and a truth about yourself in order to add to your “disguise”.

-You must be at least a semi regular TAYkwondo’er. The homeless guy down the street has won my irl masquerade I hold at my house too many years in a row.

-You can only guess a person’s identity once. For people who need an easy mode last year Habboi and I were out within minutes. Just guess one of us if you feel it might be, as you’re probably right.

-Mingle! Although you can only guess once, you can still chit chat with your fellow masqueraders.

-This ain’t MasquerTAYde: AN Axel br—- nvm. I refuse to call it that. Stop pestering me mom!

-No sirDannicus allowed.

If you’re interested in seeing how it played out in years past, take a look at the original!
I’m going to tentatively schedule this for NEXT WEEK in order to bump this post a few times this week and get the ole’ attention of the populace!