I said, WHO WANTS TO F***ING TOUCH ME??!?
All right, so it's not THAT big a deal. The Play Nintendo 2014 Tour was in Atlanta today, and while I didn't see well-known local games writer Mike Fahey on site, I did get what a Nintendo rep told me was the very first opportunity on the entire tour for ordinary folks to play Super Smash Bros. for 3DS. Yes, Nintendo chose Atlanta to be the first city where the demo would be available. What luck!