Ladies and gentlemen, welcome — to my words! You know, it has been quite some time since I last made a post about making meals the manly way. Now, behold, for my stomach yearns for the ever sumptuous chicken, and you all, must indubitably, have an appetite for ... what I am about to eat. Or something.

Chicken Time!

This time, things will be different. This time, I will be providing glorious pictures to accompany the meal I am about to create! So give witness to the glory that is my food, and me. Because I took an atrocious amount of selfies and I am ashamed...



  • Chicken
  • Flour
  • Seasonings
  • Eggs
  • Bravery

Step 2: Become Dragonborn! It is imperative that we do this as intimidation is the spice of cooking when I cook!


Step 3: Round up any spare chicken you might have lying about and prepare it for deliciousness!

Step 8: Consume the chicken!

Well, ladies and gentlemen. There you have it. A manly meal made by a manly man that cooks it the only way he knows how — through attrition!

Obligatory chicken celebration picture!