Ladies and gentlemen, welcome — to my words! You know, it has been quite some time since I last made a post about making meals the manly way. Now, behold, for my stomach yearns for the ever sumptuous chicken, and you all, must indubitably, have an appetite for ... what I am about to eat. Or something.
This time, things will be different. This time, I will be providing glorious pictures to accompany the meal I am about to create! So give witness to the glory that is my food, and me. Because I took an atrocious amount of selfies and I am ashamed...
Step 2: Become Dragonborn! It is imperative that we do this as intimidation is the spice of cooking when I cook!
Step 3: Round up any spare chicken you might have lying about and prepare it for deliciousness!
Step 8: Consume the chicken!
Well, ladies and gentlemen. There you have it. A manly meal made by a manly man that cooks it the only way he knows how — through attrition!
Obligatory chicken celebration picture!