It's been a while since I've been on Greenlight, and... Wow. Have things ever gotten bad. Once a promising platform to bring inventive indie games to Steam, Greenlight is now apparently being used as a dumping ground for shovelware and games developed in a single workday. This is going to be a live article, as I'll continuously update as I find some particularly egregious examples

Exhibit A: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi…

What even is this game? There is nothing here to go on, except a few screenshots of someone's high school programming class homework assignment. Surely, there's more to it than that...

Exhibit B: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi…

Winner of the Great Kyrgyz Game Development Festival, where contestants are given three hours and a budget of $20 to make a video game.

Exhibit C: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi…

Running at a revolutionary 5 frames per second.

Exhibit D: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi…

At least he's/she's got the title screen finished. Not sure about the rest of it, though.

Exhibit E: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi…

Another title screen. One that's launching on "PC, Mac, Linux, Steam, PS4, PS Vita, Xbox One, Wii U, and Nintendo DS" with 2% of its Kickstarter goal.

Exhibit F: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi…

I have no idea what's going on, but it sure does hurt my eyes. x_X

Exhibit G: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi…

The game is in "pre-alpha". I assume that means the game is just a prototype with no assets completed, but is it really ready for Greenlight?

Exhibit H: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi…

Created with Unity... And MS Paint. "please enjoy the game"

Exbihit I: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi…

Zoo Race.

Exhibit J: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi…

A domino simulator so pitiful they couldn't even manage dots on the dominoes.

Exhibit K: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi…

It looks like something made with Visual Basic. What's a graphics?