Ho Ho Ho! It is I, Christmas Furby. I bring presents to allllll the good little Furby and Furbettes. I've been checking everyone's lists. Checking them twice, then cross referencing those lists with my MS Access database. I've got good news! As long as you never were known as SirDannicus, you are on the "nice" list! Great! However, due to Obamacare (Thanks Obama!), I no longer have more than say, twenty dollars to spend on Furby Elf labor.
So, if I only had twenty dollars to spend on you, what would you want ole' Christmas Furby to get you?
And now, I present for your moaning, a Christmas poem
It was the night before Christmas
you were tucked in your bed
while visions of Furby Boom
danced in your head.
Your stocking was stuffed with raw worms
and lemon spice
in hopes that Christmas Furby
would find you quite nice
When down in your basement
you heard such a noise
you hoped it was Christmas Furby
unloading his toys
But to your dismay, in front of your eyes
appeared 6 hoodlums, and 12 tough guys
they stole all your stuff
you hope the memories fade
so let this be a lesson to you
Don't mess with Furby during the masquerade.
PS. I don't hold grudges though. I swear......
PPS. On a serious note - people, you need to be more specific on your Christmas lists. You can't say, "I like Final Fantasy" and then not list the games you've played/own. Or if you say, I like Figurines, name specific figurines you own - that way people can get an idea of what type of figurines you mean while also making sure they don't get you something you already own.