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It’s finally happened, TAY. My family has moved to Stardew Valley.

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In Stardew Valley, villagers leave their purple underwear in the bedrooms of ...oh. That’s a dirty secret which was not to be divulged. You saw nothing.

The cost of planting a bean is too damned high. Abigail is an emo asshat and Haley is a terrible person. The children are rude. Grandma asked for a kale for her husband, and overpaid for the favor which means my sister, who is the one playing the game most, is a smooth criminal.

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The chickens are plump and eat grass like they’ve never been fed—every single day. And the ducks, and other farm animals are all named after friends.

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It’s home. Expensive, kinda weird, and puts our Harvest Moon skills to use. Good thing we are well-versed in that.

For today’s suggested topic(s):

  • Admit it. You name your characters after people you know, right? Not just name the main character after yourself? What’s the funniest/best naming you’ve done in a game? Are you like me and put Final Fantasy characters in The Sims? Have you ever been a duck?
  • If you could all just move into a video game house or village/town right this second, where would you go?

Here’s hoping Stardew Valley at least teaches the children correct math, even if not manners. Education is important. Apparently, not here.

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