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Greetings inferior beings! 

I suppose you all are somewhat surprised that your normal Open Forum host “Slinker” is absent today. (As IF someone would ever care for that halfwit!) Well, I have some good news, during Valentines Day Slinker stays in bed the whole day like the sobbing fool he is. So instead I have conquered this position and will be your master for now and forever! Neeehehehe heee.

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So today is Valentines Day, where us few get the chance to show off our superiority in the subject of Love. By few I mean Me. Yes, I am the Master of Love of all Eternia. Because the greatest love of all is obedience. To command women, men and anything else to follow your every word. That is the affect I have on people. My army of evil warriors at Snake Mountain submit their whole being to me, and soon all of Eternia will do the same. That is the strenght of my love.

Which makes me the perfect person to seek love related advice for today, and because I feel like it, I will grant you the honor of asking me anything about love or relationships you wondering about. I promise that I, Skeletor, might answer if I care for it. So ask your questions!

Why just the other year my imbecill of a henchmen Beastman sought my advice on this subject, and for one girl especially. Or well no, he didn’t, but I knew he wanted if he had the courage to ask me. Therefor I took the liberty, as the great leader I am, of sending THIS card to the girl I knew he was thinking of.  

This was of course tide to a rock I smashed her window with.

Nehehehe hehe.

Ask your question. Now! 

AND IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW MY COMMAND...

Well... How does your day fare? Mine is alright. Conquering, so effortlessly, this part of the internet has left me amused. Therefor I guess I will also allow you to talk about anything you want to. For instances, I’ve seen you all waste your time conversing about “video games”. Nehehehehe, Games! I tell you, WORLD DOMINATION, thats the only game I play. That and Tetris.

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I will now sum up todays subjects, to make things easier for you. LISTEN WELL YOU FOOL! 

  • Seek advice from the love guru, ME, Skeletor.
  • Talk about Valentines day. DO I EVEN HAVE REPEAT THAT IT IS VALENTINES DAY TODAY YOU BRAINLESS IDIOTS?!? 
  • Or Talk About Anything!
  • THIS I COMMAND!

There, thats it. Happy Valentines days, fools!