It's 9 o clock. The old grandfather clock in your living room chimes and from outside comes a ruckus. It's time. The graveyard shift has arrived......and you're on duty tonight. Welcome one, welcome all to tonight's very own Graveyard Shift. The late night forum for Kotaku's very own reader run blog - TAY. Feel free to follow along as we delve into the psyche of our favorite super heroes or toss caution to the wind and talk about whatever tickles your fancy.

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The name of the game tonight is super hero fantasies. Yes, those kind of fantasies. So I have a couple of prompts for us tonight. Starting with the easiest. When I was a kid I used to have a Superman outfit that had a cape on it. I'd wear it all the time because I wanted to be Superman. Then my mom threw it away because she was scared I was going to go to sleep and strangle myself with the cape. That was the only time my mother ever cared.

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Which Super Hero did you want to be, growing up? PS. My second choice is Gambit.

Second prompt has to do with your super hero crushes. I never really got into comics. I lived too far away from anything really, let alone a comic shop. My parents also were also down on anything I wanted to do because everything was too non-mainstream and they were scared I would be "weird" or something. Sex sells and I was a teenage boy. So the super heroine I had a major crush on wasssss....

Fairchild come on down. Go figure. Red head. check. Mentally unstable. check. eats a banana in the first issue. check. I'm sorry! I was an impressionable youth!

Did you ever/do you now have a "super hero crush?" Waifu?

And finally if you're feeling extra saucy,

Write a personal ad for your favorite superhero.

If none of these are going to fly (YES!), well then, feel free to talk amongst yourselves!

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And since we're on the topic of love, let's all thank Ramen for this lovely gif