Did you know that this was actually supposed to be a post about how Mass Effect 1 was the penultimate space-faring RPG? It was, indeed! In fact, it even says so right over here! But, in the last few minutes, someone posted something, and mixed in so many positive things about Mass Effect 1, that it has decidedly changed my views. Something sinister has clicked in my mind, which has forced my hand. And now, after all my years of praising it, I can do nothing more than lambaste Mass Effect 1 with the brutal truth that has always stared me in the face: Mass Effect 1 is no hero.
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