Here’s a list of advice based on my life experience that I think you should follow. No further context will be provided.

  1. Stop putting off things until the last possible minute. It will always come back to bite you in the end. Always.
  2. If you think you might regret not doing something, do it. You’ll definitely regret not doing it.
  3. It’s okay to ask for help with almost anything.
  4. If you have pest ants, clean with vinegar. It disrupts their pheromone trails.
  5. You seem like a dick when you don’t reply to messages when read receipts are on. Take the time to type a quick response. It hardly takes any time.
  6. Clean out your belly button regularly.
  7. It’s never too late to start making friends.
  8. Drink more water.
  9. Never give up on your dreams.
  10. Don’t believe everything you read online, especially if it’s in some random list like this one. But seriously, you should clean your belly button regularly.