So we’re grouping Uwe Boll’s films together. Standing in for them is, oh, House of the Dead. Not a terrible idea on some levels he tried to turn the film into a bad version of the film genre (zombie) it was based on.

Tekken the Motion Picture. “This invitation could be a flattering one-way ticket to hell?!” Ugggh.

Resident Evil 1 & 2. Now we know of the RE movies as goofy flicks but the first two were played straight and suck due to rough pacing.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Something or whatever. It’s about oil. Get it?

Silent Hill. When I think of Silent Hill I immediately think of jump scares.

Bonus- Wing Commander. Fffffff. Pisses me off so bad. And the people in the movie were like Freddie Prinze Jr. who is a nerd.

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Max Payne.

Ed: this article is now a major motion picture.

I mean article.