Inspired by ThePickyGamer’s Nintendo console haikus, here are some limericks about Nintendo franchises.
This one is a classic, no doubt,
But when you ponder just what it’s about:
A maniac who
Jumps on turtles and shrooms,
That’s a thought thought that I could do without.
The Legend of Zelda
My favorite games of all time,
This series is simply sublime.
Although twasn’t bad,
I must say that I’m glad,
They stopped cloning Ocarina of Time.
Sure, this franchise is good,
I just wish that Nintendo would,
Remember its fame
And Samus’ well-known name,
And treat this IP like they should.
It’s now a bit pervy for some,
But in spite of what it’s become,
The writing is clever,
It’s still hard as ever,
So frankly, the haters are dumb.
These games are a walk in the park,
And though Kirby seems cute at the start,
Once you see that he eats
Everybody he meets,
You’ll go through a quick change of heart.
I guess that these games are ok,
But the best one’s from back in the day,
And when Slippy says “help,”
I think to myself,
“I just wish he’d get blown away.”
I don’t like most online shooters,
And when I do I play on a computer.
Though the concept is cool,
The art design rules,
And the idols could just not be cuter.
Man Nintendo likes games that are scary
But don’t look it, so be sure you’re wary.
The pikmin are cute,
And the monsters are too,
But the games are quite far from merry.
Alright I think that’s enough. What, did you think I was going to do all of Nintendo’s franchises? That would require me to remember how many there are, something at which I am obviously bad.