Welcome to Acceptable Answer! Time to show your fellow TAYers just how hilarious you are!

Here's how to play: in the comments section, submit your funniest, wildest, but totally safe-for-work interpretations of the day's topic with a GIF, image, or text. Then, discuss, riff, and comment to help make those submissions even funnier! More off-topic, the better.

Today's Topic: Sword Song

... and here's the kick-off:


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