What's great is how they continue to use the phrase handicapped constantly in the description of the fighters, then call the film "Crippled Avengers."

As bad as the trailer looks the film is worse. So so bad.

Whoever made this film is going straight to hell.

I keep telling people if your house has a dungeon in it you're just asking for problems.

The Chooch abides. Seriously the moment where they interrupt the trailer to show them smashing vehicles just hits me right in my heart.

Best trailer narration ever.

I bet you didn't expect the trailer to go in that direction, uh?

The Supervan has it's own music. Also did you catch Charles Bukowski's cameo there? No joke, that's how weird the 70s were.

I've never seen such an indescribable trailer before - and that's a terrible statement. Also it reminds me of Destiny for some reason. Maybe the guys in knight-mail using lazers.

And finally: it seemed like a good idea at the time...