Blip: Fake Bloodborne 1.08 patch notes abound.

What started as a little joke post on gamefaqs has somehow spread around the internet as the real patch notes for bloodborne’s update tonight. I’ll post the fake notes below.

Fixed a bug where players could get the Old Hunters DLC for free
-Changed moveset of Beasthunter Saif, Whirligig Saw, and Simon’s Bowblade trick weapons
-Lowered damage of Whirligig Saw
-Added +40% Physical Blood Gems
-Any new Chalice Dungeons now scale with New Game playthrough
-Fixed Fist of Gratia not allowing for Visceral Attacks

The online servers will also be offline for the next day or 2, due to a glitch that allowed people to get into the DLC areas without buying it.

Edit: seems their estimate was super conservative, since the network is back up. Hoont away.