There comes a time when you realize you are no longer the demographic for a product. Today was that day for me.

Black Ops III is a very well made game but I just can’t take it anymore. It’s too much... everything.


It’s pushing the limits of what I can handle with carrot dangling stimuli. I’ve played previous Call of Duty games over the years and have enjoyed them but now it’s just feels like being in a casino. Instead of cabaret girls enticing me with drinks to keep me dropping money in the slots, there are killstreaks and xp bonuses and gun unlocks.