Today I am sad. It's the first time in ages I do not own a box under the TV set that plays the newest Call of Duty: Kevin Spacey Warfare. Why don't you want my money, Activision? We had such a good time until this instant.

To soften the blow, here is Conan in yet another edition of Clueless Gamer taking on this year's entry in the franchise.

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