To honor the late (maybe) great Elvis Presley I give you, The Elvis.
First off, let me apologize for being so late getting this up and I won't fault anyone for not making this as it's late notice. With that out of the way, let's dig in.
You will need:
2 slices Bread
2 - 4 strips of Bacon (15 if your name ends in McFist)
In the words of Sam Axe, "easy peasy!"
You fry up the bacon and drain, slap everything on to some bread and give it a quick grill until it's nice and toasty and the bread is brown. Then you eat it.
You gotta love Elvis, there's not much of a more simple pleasure than this. Here's to you!