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Illustration for article titled Crisco is a Horrible Person and Should be Flogged Repeatedly

Hey all,

I was supposed to post the open forum this morning....

I wish I had an earth shattering reason why I did not do it like "a meteor smacked my house" or "a space toilet seat hit me," but my reason is actually "I am an idiot."


I was up most of the night playing Poker Night 2, and then had work earlier than usual this morning. During that time, the open forum slipped my mind. It did not occur to me that I had goofed until the ride home from work today, at which point I screamed "OH SHIIIIII" and then proceeded to do that herky jerky thing you do when you forget you are controlling a giant metal, 4 wheeled machine of doom.

My point is: I am a horrible person and should be flogged repeatedly. I am really, genuinely sorry guys and gals.

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