DEAR VIDEO GAME EXPERT: Sometimes I shoot a gun a lot, but then it stops shooting bullets or lasers or whatever. Then I switch to another gun and that one stops shooting after a while too. It this some kind of glitch?-DUCK

DEAR DUCK: Do you know you make $75/hr home laser shooting, or bullets? This no glitch! Its so easy! If your shot ratio per minute is astounding, companies compete for your business on everyday. We supply lasers or bullets to you and your family friends! Are you Mom? You must love money! We hire Moms for lasers and bullets. Every time a dollar, your profits are thousands on the percent! Stop switching everything! Real-estate is posed and current stock is backwashed in lasers and bullets. Don't ever stop! If you love lasers and bullets and are low on stock? Call this now!


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