I’ve been replaying my favorite 3DS game and would like to present you with a very late, very definitive list. [Spoilers]

48. Say’ri - Say’ri is bad.

Gangrel, entering uninvited.

47. Miriel

46. Emmeryn

45. Gangrel - I’m not sure anybody in the world liked having two super dead characters come back around as a bonus.

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44. Yen’fay

43. Yarne

42. Laurent

41. Noire

40. Walhart

39. Sully

38. Tiki

37. Nowi - The ‘ol “she looks like she’s ten but she’s 100000000000000000 years old so it’s cool!”

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Tiki and Nowi, gazing up at the other, better characters.

36. Ricken

35. Libra

34. Gerome

33. Maribelle

32. Cordelia

31. Robin (Avatar) - Robin is actually just okay.

30. Frederick

29. Flavia

28. Morgan

27. Nah - Cooler than her name might suggest.

26. Panne

25. Cherche

24. Aversa

Donnel, bringer of death.

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23. Virion

22. Olivia

21. Priam

20. Stahl

19. Brady

18. Tharja - This character’s creepy stalking was celebrated perhaps more than it should have been.

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17. Vaike

16. Basilio

15. Chrom

14. Cynthia

13. Kjelle

12. Donnel - An unstoppable monster.

11. Lissa

Sumia and Lissa, hangin’ out.

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10. Sumia

9. Henry

8. Gregor

7. Severa

6. Lon’qu

5. Anna

4. Lucina

3. Gaius

2. Inigo

1. Owain - There is no other answer.

*swoon*