Earlier this week, I mentioned lemons...as in malfunctioning hardware, and a few clowns began talking about food. I won’t name names but joke’s on me because I should have known better. Anyway, I make lemon meringue pie while life gives me lemons, and so now I have to ask you, TAY: Lemon Meringue Pie or Key Lime Pie?

How does lime factor in? Because that’s always how the conversation goes. Don’t question my methods—I’m the one doing the questioning, here (and possibly taking a cue from one who shall not be named). You can choose one type of pie, so tell me: What’s better? And why is it lemon meringue pie?

No pressure or anything but I am judging you all.

And now for a song to help you think and make the right decision: