Why isn't Valkyria Chronicles 3 localized yet?

Why isn't Mega Man Legends 3 out yet?

Wouldn't a new Pokemon Snap be awesomez? Maybe with the 3DS AR feature?

Why can I buy a $20 PSN or eShop card and be unable to spend it all out of utter disinterest in the games available? (Sometimes I already own all the good ones though. :P)

Why do I own way more PS1 games than N64 ones?

Are they still even making Vitas? The store selection for its games is... Pathetic.

Who thought the Kinect was a good idea?

Will sempai notice me?

What kind of Pokemon are you? How do you do the things you do?

How is Alomomola not the evolution of Luvdisc? Seriously, that is bugging the piss outta me.

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How are people still being suckered in by freemium and free to play games?

How are people still getting suckered in by games like Evolve that have massive DLC packs at launch?

Where is Fallout 4, Bethesda-sama?

Why does Kotaku attract people who get waaaaaay too angry about the opinions of others?

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Amazon Canada still hasn't received a single shipment of Majora 3DS consoles. That's not a question, that's just funny. :D

What's the point of buying a Wii U, PS4 or XBone when Steam is a thing (and 3DS exists for Nintendo stuff)?

Why do so many third-party retro controllers suck? Aside from the Retro-Bit SNES controller and the Cirka N64 one, the buttons barely register, the plastic is low-quality, and they're just utter garbage.

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And why has nobody made quality wireless controllers for these yet? I know the PS2 has some awesome ones for dirt-cheap... Why not Genesis or NES?