For our American audience: the one where we all eat too much and make promises to burn off the calories, but don't actually do anything until after New Year's. Maybe.

But it's not actually Thanksgiving!

Shhhh, shhhh, I know. I've got something special planned for Thursday and I didn't want to detract anything from it. Also people travel then.

Where have the food debates been? I'VE GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH YOU

In the void. It's been a busy fall at the office and I've been slacking a bit. I'm gonna move it to a bi-weekly basis. Maybe.

Anywho, let's get into the important questions for this week:

1. Dark or light meat turkey? A question for the ages, really. (If you have any kind of food restrictions, tell us what the best alternative is! And please god don't say this abomination (warning: horrifying).)

2. What's the 'most-Thanksgiving' dessert? NOT your favorite. Some people say pumpkin pie. Some say apple pie. Others say pecan. I'm only judging you.

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3. What's the best food for the holiday? Don't lie to yourself. Search your feelings, you it to be true.

Bonus:

A. What traditions does your family have for the holiday?

B. How far will you be travelling?

C. What are you thankful for? Prepare the cheese.

As always, thanks for participating, and have a wonderful holiday!