I'm really feeling it!
I'm really feeling it!
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It had Mario

And The Legend of Zelda.

But what else was good?

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Now that’s much better!

Good God, the JRPGs!

Now to just play them…

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The controller’s gross.

And so are those graphics... ew.

But those Zeldas? Wow.

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Tons of great games here

First one I owned as a kid!

I missed the good ones…

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Now Grandma can play!

Great Marios and Zeldas,

But mainly Wii Sports.

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What’s this thing again?

All its games are on Switch now.

Why’s there an iPad?

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Man, I love this thing.

It’s not really a console!

Zelda blew my mind.


Do I just judge Nintendo consoles based on how good their Zeldas are? I think I do.

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