The Pokemon Direct starts in roughly 150 minutes, the excitement is so big that some of us have been up since 4AM. Well at least I’ve been up since 4AM. Not exactly because I’m excited for the plausible news about a new title in the series tho, but more because I hate myself...
And yet (El Mariachi), no matter what I did I couldn’t get some extra snooze time. So I did what any person with a small ounce of logical reasoning would do... I came up with a list of things to do to burn the time away in these trying times...
I tried this one as soon as I opened up my eyes. I usually watch shows to go back to sleep, but there are instances when the shows are so freaking good that is kind of impossible to achieve that. Burn Notice is one of those shows. I started watching it when a friend of mine recommended it to me three weeks ago. I burned through the first season in three days...
I blame Bruce Campbell. He’s so dreamy!
Look... it’s Pokémon, the third word in my vocabulary I love the most, right after food and love (in that order). Plus those donks are my old sparring partners in the game, the fact that they are my oldest friends automatically gives them a free ride on the harassment train!
It happens... You wake up early in the morning and to pass up the time until everyone else wakes up you look for something interesting to read. The plan is to follow people in other time zones, although European people can be a bit on the boring side and sadly I cannot read Japanese (yet).
Nope... I’m not that desperate.
Nope not that music... gotta calm yourself down, not hype yourself up!
Ahhh... much better.
*sings and dances to the tune*
It’s been one hundred years
Since Dracula made his move
He’s back, he’s ready, Coming soon!
Dracula you better beware, your time is due
Cause Sim(m)on is coming after you!
Sometimes it is good to just let off some of that pressurized hype steam. Shooting people in Miami is a nice way to do so. Don’t worry we won’t judge you, after all this is the cradle of Florida Man.
No seriously... I am not. But if you didn’t like my options there are some other alternatives like: eating all the foods, going on a date with a lovely blonde lady, doing household chores, baking a cake, folding clothes, buy some malk at the grocery store cause you seriously need that Vitamin R intake, go walk in the alligator-infested park, etc.
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