It’s hot like alien balls in this bitch!

I cannot, for the life of me, understand why so many people are so infatuated with summer. Yeah yeah, schools out and all that but it’s the worst time for that. It’s so hot. There’s bugs everywhere and I can’t get any work done. I get headaches and it just generally puts me in a bad fucking mood.

I was gonna write this whole thing about how I noticed something in Star Wars: Knights of the old republic 2 that I never noticed before and it’s brilliant. Instead, here I am ranting in a puddle of sweat. I was born and raised on a Caribbean island, summertime is all I know, but at least there was a breeze. These European houses are not built for this shit. I open a window and shit starts flying in, trying to crawl up my ass.

My brother said he was gonna buy me a fan, since I’m staying with him while our parents visit, but he completely forgot. I ordered one myself, but they didn’t deliver it. I foresaw this coming. Am I gonna have to sleep ass in the air tonight? At least in the winter time I could just throw on another pair of clothing. You can regulate your body temperature with the assistance of clothing, but now? I got fuck all. How am I the only one following this logic?

Damn it, couldn’t we have done this writing challenge near Christmas? People get off work and school around then too. Maybe not for two months but… fuck… I’m done.

Papito Qinn is into the whole YouTube thing, is the winner of the 2016 SpookTAYcular Scary Story Contest, and atwitter incompetent. “You love summer? Why? No, why? Tell me- no, asshole, tell me! Yeah, that’s what I thought. Get the fuck out of my face.”