IRC. It's calling out to you. Will you answer it? Do you have the will to make it obey you? Will you let it languish, uncaring, as it wastes away into the void? NO! You will go! And you will take it by the horns and say "I AM ______! AND I WILL USE IRC!" And then a hush will fall across the barren field. Then, a moment passes. A great and heroic army will rise and answer! Thus is the tale of you and the IRC. As long as you say something.