Konami has heard the demand for a proper Castlevania sequel loud and clear after the success of Koji Igarashi’s Bloodstained. Some people didn’t think they would have a good answer for it, but oh boy, did they prove you all wrong. And not only did they prove you wrong, but they did it with a pachinko machine, complete with a trailer that looks like it could’ve easily come from Highschool of the Dead.

You can’t help but look at this and think of how many nods to Castlevania they put in. Like... Victor has his clothes. And... Dracula kind of... looks angry a lot. Oh, and then those other people don’t have their clothes—which is a pretty blatant reference to the skeletons in the first game. Remember those things?

Anyway, Boobvania: Erotic Violence [?] will be coming out... sooner than you’d like. Stay tuned for the inevitable Metal Gear Solid pachinko machine, which I can only assume will revolve around destroying a rather busty Metal Gear.