I'm really feeling it!
I'm really feeling it!

Macy's Thanksgiving Parade is going on, right now! Apparently the parade consists of only interviews and musical performances, because I have yet to see one fucking balloon that wasn't in the shot of one of the many, many, unnecessary interviews.

I'm writing a note to my City Hall to petition that all candy throwing and car driving, in our local parades, be replaced by talks with local business owners and random people in the crowd.


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