What does moonch mean?
Is it a verb? Did he moonch the bed? She moonched like nobody else?
An adjective, as in “the moonch knight?” Starring into that moonch sky with you was the greatest moment ever.
A proper noun? The mighty Moonch will not be questioned. Hey, it’s the Moonch, the party can finally begin.
Is it historical? A word invented by Shakespeare on one of his wordy vision quests.
Is it derivative? From the Greek moonchum, meaning to moonch vigerously and with both hands but never at the same time.
An expletive? He really did moonch the bed. *Your hands are on fire* Moonch!
Maybe, just maybe, there’s a little moonch in all of us. So go ahead, use the word moonch, nobody can stop you cause they have no clue what you’re talking about.