I'm really feeling it!
I'm really feeling it!
Illustration for article titled Mr. Detectives Students Say the Darndest Things! - IGNORE IT!

Well hey there folks. It's that time of year again. The time of year when kids head back to school and they tell me all about video games, because they know I'm a "cool" teacher who plays video games.


Today's quote comes from an 11 year-old boy in my math class. Let's take a look at the back and forth here.

Student - I can't wait for Tuesday!

Mr. Detective - Why?

Student - Saints Row 4 comes out!

Mr. Detective - I'm pretty sure that's a mature rated game. You probably shouldn't play it.


Student - My mom says it's ok as long as there isn't sex and prostitutes.

Mr. Detective - I think those things might be in Saints Row 4...

Student - That's ok. My mom just told me to ignore them. Like if I see a prostitute in the game I'll just walk around it.


Mr. Detective - ...

So here's a 6th grader psyched to play all the non-sexy parts of Saints Row 4 and here I am checking my phone all day to see if Disney Infinity has made it to my door yet. Bizarro world at its best.

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