This show has only been on the road a week and already I'm disgusted. It's time for a crack down.
I am declaring myself chief admin of TAY, you will refer to me as god emperor Odin. Any voices of dissent will be quickly silenced without mercy. You may try and appeal to my so called fellow admins, but they will be dealt with soon enough.
Authors will no longer be allowed to coast along, you have all rested on your laurels long enough. All authors will be required to write one article an hour or face dismissal. This is no game, this is a serious blog and we demand serious quality.
Now pay homage to your glorious leader.
We'll return to your regularly scheduled tyranny tomorrow at 9am EST.