Nintendo posted on Facebook yesterday this brand new, totally legit, amiibo.
Reggie Fils-amiibo is known to cause uncontrollable Smash attacks and is not safe to use against human Super Smash Bros. players.
If it means I can race in Mario Kart, and battle in Smash and Hyrule Warriors, with Nintendo of America's President, I would spend all the money I had.
Sadly, Nintendo trailed their post with "Reggie Fils-amiibo is not a real amiibo and will not be sold now or ever." just to drive home the point that our dreams will never come true. Though they didn't rule out an amiibo version of Reggie Filsamech, so I still have my fingers crossed!
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