Guess who claims to love Pokémon so much that he NEVER makes-out with them and NEVER forces them to evolve against their will because HE. IS. A. MONSTER?

Professor Sycamore!

In his post below, The Mushroom sticks to the facts, and recounts the epic drama that was Professor Sycamore's 8-month trial for the unethical treatment of Pokémon without villianizing the clearly heartless, and super evil defendant.