We all have those things that make us go "ick." Something that just makes us squirm. Maybe it's excessive gore (although I find video game gore to be hilariously dumb most of the time). Maybe it's Spiders. Maybe it's Mossless Gobbue.

For me the thing that is so obscene, so vomit inducing, is found in a mario game. Here I was playing Gamecube Mario Sunshine having a good time. FLUDD and I spurting around having a good time. When suddenly out pops this plant. Oh, great character design. So flower. Much toothiness. Wow! Wait. What? WHat? WHAt? WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!

It's in a diaper, which is disturbing enough, but above it is this giant, protruding, belly button. I quickly beat him. That night I awoke in a cold sweat, visions of protruding belly buttons haunting my ever thought. It took a lot for me to even share that today, now, when I close my eyes tonight, giant baby Piranha Plant belly button is going to be dancing like sugarplums through my dreams.

Edit: and the reason the header image is a Jimmy Buffet CD is because there was no way in hell I was going to search for that belly button.