Oi vey, I'm frazzled. Pen pen the penguin was up all night because she'd wake herself up coughing. Then, her new favorite game, thanks to Raffi's "Brush your teeth*", is wake up and ask to brush her teeth. Of course she's scared to do that alone at 4am (I would be too), so she whines in my door until I wake up and walk with her to brush her teeth. I don't usually get up, I usually throw a pillow at her and tell her to get out of my room (I'm no Damson). She's been sick lately though and so I did it last night. So anyway, I woke up at 9 when I'm supposed to be at work at 9:30. I was a little late but I didn't get my coffee. Here's some questions. Enjoy them. I'm going to get coffee.

1. Would you strongly prefer to go out with someone of your own skin color / racial background?

2. Do you know the first name of every person you've ever made out with?

3. For you personally, is abortion an option in case of an accidental pregnancy?

4. How are you most likely to show your partner you care?

5. Are you a cat person or a dog person?

6. If you were to die, would whoever goes through your personal belongings be shocked by what they find?

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7. Which best describes your political beliefs?

8. Are you a better conversationalist or listener?

9. Do spelling mistakes annoy you?

What do you mean these look like questions from a dating site? Weird. NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I LOVE OKCUPID?! It's like question of the day, only 20 questions of the day!

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*Lyrics, "When you wake up in the morning it's a quarter to one, and you want to have a little fun, you brush your teeth! SH SHSH SHSHSHSHSHS you brush your teeth, SHSHSHSHSHS When you wake up in the morning it's a quarter to two and you looking for something to do you brush your teeth, shshshshshhsh etc."