Oh God Kinja. Please. Settle down.

What are you eating for lunch?
How do I make text bold in this editor.
Why is life so difficult?
Why do good things happen to bad people?
If you had a 500 million dollars which video game movie would you make?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a tree falls in the forest but no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?

Take that Kinja. Take it! Stuff it right in your pipe and smoke it!