Derp derp.

After spending 15 minutes with Goat Simulator today, i got some screenshots taken personally by myself.

The goat doesn't approve of your riots against penis shaped food.

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You don't FUCK with the goat, you NEVER NEVER EVER FUCK WITH THE GOAT.

Gameplay

You're a goat, you destroy things, you bring chaos to the lifes of innocent people, you make things explode, you don't give a crap about those evil humans who can't let you be a goat, you're the goat, you are the master race, and it's your job as a proud member of the goat master race to destroy and exterminate anything that isn't a goat, and use everything for your personal joy, all the women are your sex slaves (Note: there's not any sexual content in this game aside of some references) the men are your working slaves, and the world is your personal playground.

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Gameplay: 10/10

Graphics

Who cares? You're a goat anyway :P.

Music and sound design

No words can describe the mighty war roar of the goat!!!!11.

Everything else.

10000/10

Conclusion:

Get this game, just get it, alright? I don't care if you don't have a PC, just sell anything you can and build one. And buy this game or whatever you can do to get it!.

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And it doesn't stop here, you have to build an altar, an altar to sacrifice all the non-goat people to the mighty lord of goat!!!!.

<This image was removed due to it being related to NFSW stuff that i wouldn't have knwon about if it weren't for my friend Novi.>

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Praise the goat bitch, praise the goat.