As you may or may not know, today is Talk Like a Pirate Day. And to celebrate, Krispy Kreme is offering a free glazed donut to anyone who talks like a pirate. Or if you dress like one, you get a free dozen (details on what counts as being dressed as a pirate are included in the link).
They also have a cream filled pirate donut, but you'll have to pay for it (if they don't run out).
So avast ye mateys, and enjoy should ye choose to be participatin'.