...because "Bare Donkey" sounded offensive somehow.

Your eyes do not deceive you. ROM hacker Daniel Schwahl is working on a Streets of Rage II hack that will allow you to take Nintendo's hairy mascot straight into the streets... of Rage! And lord knows DK has some aggression issues to resolve.

There is no public release of the patch yet, but it should follow shortly. In the mean time, perhaps you prefer to play with DK's slimmer companion?

Please insert "It's on like Donkey Kong!" quote to your discretion.

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