‘Welcome’ back to Cooking With Raitzeno, where more than a year of absence is not enough to save you from deep emotional trauma.
Creating the sounds of the monsters in Monster Hunter World is an art in and of itself. Many different organic and inorganic sounds were blended together to give each monster a unique, identifiable voice. Without even seeing a big monster on screen, simply hearing its roar tells you who you’re going up against.
TOKYO – On the heels of SEGA’s announcement to partner with restaurant chain Hooters on promoting Sonic Forces, a Nintendo executive revealed in a press conference today that he hopes his company will also team up with Hooters on its latest offering, Super Mario Odyssey.
TUSTIN – Stating a gradual loss of interest compounded by unfamiliarity with Generation II, local man Benito Morales was informed today by friend Maritza Venegas that she would no longer be playing Pokémon Go.
HOLLYWOOD – With pre-production underway on the live action film adaptation of Naruto, sources report that Lionsgate executives gathered today to discuss how to address concerns about the diversity of the principal cast members.
Following recent public attention to a pattern of anti-semitic sentiments in videos by YouTube personality Felix Kjellberg, known popularly as PewDiePie, supporters of the embattled star have rallied to defend their egos against the threat posed by the probability that someone they openly like may be a racist.
Roses are red, daisies are yellow, why are you still reading Cooking With Raitzeno? (FUCK YOU, IT’S CLOSE ENOUGH TO RHYMING. CWR is all about “eh, close enough.”)
DALLAS – Following recent scrutiny and controversy over the company’s “Circle of Life” program, GameStop Corporation Chief Executive Officer J. Paul Raines has reportedly confided to his executive management team that he has “lost hours of sleep” since the public airing of grievances by anonymous employees about the…
BELLINGHAM – Calling the series of short stories written by his eleven-year-old daughter featuring Overwatch characters “extremely alarming” and paralyzed with uncertainty about what to do in response, local father Tom Greenfield clutched the offending pages tightly in his hands and shook them frantically at his wife.
Grandgia: Super-Continent of Possibility! After millennia of countless wars, crumbling empires, and colossal catastrophes, the land of Grandgia has now entered an era of relative peace. Now -more than ever- is the perfect time for adventurers to set out and find the secrets and treasures that were lost to years of…
LAREDO – After intense speculation among Pokémon Go players about when and where it would finally happen, it has been officially confirmed that the first legendary pokémon, Articuno, was captured today at an Olive Garden restaurant in south Texas.
FIREBAUGH – As vehicles continued to pull into the usually empty parking lot and mostly young people emerged, only to linger around looking at their cell phones, local business owner William Fitch expressed concern about the mid-afternoon congregation outside his shop.
Watching E3 this past week, two games really stuck out from the wave of announcements. What made them stand out, was the fact the games were in no way...serious. South Park: Fractured But Whole and Trials of the Blood Dragon are games that try to do one thing. Make you laugh.
The Uncharted series has always had a good sense of humor. Most of that humor comes from Nathan’s mouth. Traversing through the chapters of Uncharted 4 and collecting the varied journal entries, has revealed his writing and drawing skills match his humor. The following excerpts from his journal are the highlights of…
Recently released overseas by Mangagamer, Tokyo Babel is 2012's Unlimited Budget Works VN. With dynamic scene set-ups and fights that let you see much more than the average action visual-novel, so far it’s setting up to be quite a memorable story that’s begging for a high-budget anime. It also has one of one of the…
Fate/Stay Night is a great series with some unfortunate adaptations and even more unfortunate subs. Today I’m just going to make those matters worse. Because seriously, the VN gave me way too many openings in a short amount of time. Have fun~
See that guy! Yes, that guy right there. That’s Bronan, he’s a Brobarian.
Anime is the best, but since Cowboy Bebop ended, Japan has failed. In fact, it’s in the worst state it’s ever been since moe took over. Thankfully, there is one man so unencumbered by logic and knowledge, and so unfettered by decorum and morality, that he knows how to fix it.