Forget Love, Compassion, and Ash Ketchum: Only Assholes Can Become Pokémon Masters

In one of the more heartbreaking non-Cubone/Butterfreedom episodes of the Pokémon television series’, Ash and co. come across a weak Charmander which had been abandoned and left to die by a callous trainer. This asshole, named Damian, is the sort of kid who can be placed right at the centre of that venn diagram of…