Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Cruelly Banished a Worthy Addition to the Roster to the Assist Trophy Ghetto

Super Smash Bros. fans had been waiting for a while for news about the upcoming Switch version, and during today’s E3 2018 Nintendo Direct, we got our fill of it, and then some. Within all that excitement, however, was one item of most unwelcome nature: Someone unjustly fated to suffer in the ironic hell of the Smash