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Salutations, you small minded simpleton!
It is I, SKELETOR, that has conquered this insignificant global communication network ones more.
Why you wonder? Well I’ve heard from a certain source today is a day of joy and celebration in your realm. So of course I will willing destroy all of it. Nyhahahaha ha!
Back in Eternia we have a similar holiday, although I personally am disgusted with the idea. When I take over Eternia and the Earth realm I will ban Christmas completely. Or at least make some fundamental changes. Like gifts. I do not see the point in giving to others. Everyone should give gifts to themselves. We ourselves knows what we want the most.
I would also throw that Santa to rot in the deepest dungeon. A man that use magic to travel the world and invades peoples fortress can’t simply be tolerated under my rule. And people call me a villain!?
Although the food is just fine. I would not change that at all.
I can tell that if you are here now reading this you share my beliefs about Christmas. Do not argue this. I WILL DESTROY YOU WORM! If so, maybe I can use you to destroy this wretched idea of a holiday. Let us spread pain and misery with this communication device.
Below I will write down guidelines of what topic what you should write about. General evil thoughts about Christmas. If your opinion please me I might even respond to it. But if you write something that does not amuse me, I WILL CHASE YOU TO THE END OF THE EARTH YOU SCATTERBRAINED SAP!
Got it you moron? Then with that said let us start. Here are some topics to write about today on this dreadful day:
- WHAT DO YOU ABSOLUTELY HATE THE MOST ABOUT CHRISTMAS?!?
- WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY DOING, FOOL?!? ARE YOU NOT PART OF ANY CHRISTMAS ACTIVITY?!? GOOD. TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE DOING INSTEAD.
- ASK ME, SKELETOR, WHAT YOU SHOULD DO TO DESTROY CHRISTMAS AT YOUR LOCAL AREA. GIVE ME A DETAILED DESCRIPTION AND I WILL ANSWER.
- I AM ALSO WILLING TO GIVE YOU CREATIVE FREEDOM TO WRITE ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE IN MIND. DON’T TEMPT ME TO TAKE IT AWAY, WENCH!