Well hello there. Welcome to today's Open Forum. I'm TheUnfathomableTruth, and I'll be your host once again.
I have relieved Mr. Dyram of his duties in order to hold a special topic for today, at the request a few friends. Ladies and gentlemen of TAY . . . Oh, and Habboi too. Today, I'd like to talk to you guys about a fundamental topic that we've yet to cover on here. It has been in my mind for a while, and the lack of discussion on this has been depriving me of sleep. Thus! Today, I shall finally use this opportunity to preach of the word of Talos! TALOS THE MIGHTY! He who conquered and saved Tamriel and rose to walk amongst the Divine Eight! He who loved his human brethren, but rose to become a god for our sake! He who- Ok, not really.
Nah, today's topic is an interesting one. You know how we all have our own distinctive screen name, right? We all have our own speech patterns and syntax, and sense of humor. We all have our own mannerisms, as well as tastes and other unique qualities. Well, since some of us have yet to meet in person, and don't really resort to other means of showing who we are aside from our text-based interactions, I'm sure you have your own mental picture of what everyone looks like. Or, in my case, what everyone sounds like. Yea, I've been meaning to bring this up for a while now. One day, I noticed that I read everyone's posts in their own unique voice, one that is fitting to my view of each and everyone of you. Naturally, Dyram has this grating squeaky voice, since nuisances must also have a voice that reflect their attitude ;P But honestly, I'm having a really hard time putting this into words. I mean, I'm not really well-versed in famous people enough to use references. Well, except in the case of UI. I totally read that in Morgan Freeman's voice. But other than that, I really can't believe I'm totally speechless about this. If there were a gif to represent my state of mind on this, it'd be this.
So, yea ._. Sorry guys. I've failed you. But that doesn't mean you guys can't go on and tell me about your own mental pictures! Although, I'm pretty sure I know how you guys picture my voice . . .