The other day, I was running around in Final Fantasy XIV trying to find this one random spot for a quest I was completing. The spot, as it happened, was on the other side of this giant bundle of giraffe-like animals called Dhalmel. I quickly forgot the years of giraffe fighting videos, assumed that they were going to be friendly and passive, and tried to walk through them.

Of course, I was soon chased and pummeled by a herd of angry giraffes. Stupid giraffes. They would make incredibly good animal assassins, though. Especially for leaves in high branches. Those things should all die anyways.

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