Ladies and Gentlemen we understand that you have come tonight to bare witness to the sound of TAY.Time.Chat. We regret to announce that this is not the case as instead, we come tonight to bring you, the sonic recreation of the end of the World. Ladies and Gentlemen prepare to Hold Your Colour...
...F**k it, I lied. It's TAY Time Chat, what you gonna do?
News Round Up:
- A Nasa spacecraft has spotted a fresh impact crater on Mars.
- Evangeline Lily is in talks to star in Ant-Man.
- Chickens are helping scientists to learn how their dinosaur ancestors walked.
- Humans make up less than 40% of Internet traffic.
- Big ass Jellyfish in Australia...of course.
- The big bad Pope has auctioned is Harley for a Soup Kitchen.
- A bionic hand allows its user to feel again.
Blood Sugar - Pendulum
Everything Will Be Alright - The Killers
To Be The Best - Tenacious D
Time Is Running Out - Muse
Rock Star - N.E.R.D
Cops And Robbers - The hoosiers
That's all from me! I'm going to go play some Outlast. Don't worry, I'm wearing extra pairs of underwear...