This seems like the perfect opportunity to rub in everyone's face that I got a brand new cat. He's about one year old, and used to have a really ridiculous name which I will not speak of. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's ridiculous pet names, so I had to rename him to something decent like Jack. Don't let me know if you call your cat Thor or Ulysses, or I will track you down and punt you so hard.

But yeah, new cat. It's still got that wonderful new cat smell, too.

Parody Articles:

Song of the Day:

Thanks everyone! Feel free to talk amongst yourselves and be sure to check out some of TAY's other great features: