This seems like the perfect opportunity to rub in everyone's face that I got a brand new cat. He's about one year old, and used to have a really ridiculous name which I will not speak of. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's ridiculous pet names, so I had to rename him to something decent like Jack. Don't let me know if you call your cat Thor or Ulysses, or I will track you down and punt you so hard.
But yeah, new cat. It's still got that wonderful new cat smell, too.
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