It's kind of weird, TAY. Usually in the midwest, by the time July is about to roll around, the heat is getting so bad that staying outside is about the last thing I want to do. This year, though, we've gotten so much rain that it's like... barely there. Most days have a high of 85 and start off in the mid-60's. If the rest of the summer is like this, I'll totally be okay with it.

At the very least, please Heat Gods, let this last until just after the 4th of July. Nobody wants a hot and dry Independence Day. Have to get our firework fix in somehow, you know?

Does it feel like summer for you all yet? Got any cool plans for the 4th next week? Wanting some new parody articles? I gotcha.

Parody Article Round-Up:

Song of the Day:

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